Welcome to the officially unofficial site of Against Theory!
First off, about Against Theory:
Against Theory is a gangbusters Bay Area band
that specializes in shenanigans and pirate-core. The band consists of four rocking chicks, dubbed (reverse alphabetically,
of course), Spunky, Sparkie, Santos, and Meag. Their true idenitities are unknown, and if I told you, they
would undoubtedly have to kill you. If you really wanted to know, I suppose you COULD track them down, spy on them,
stalk them, or try to uncover secret government records......OR you could choose to not be a bloody psycho and just
scroll down to the bottom. God.
One not-so-sunny day, while sitting next to the school theater eating lunch, Brooke, Megan, and Kathy (Oh God, you didn't
even have to scroll down that far!) decided that they would form a rock band just to spite their parents, because they are
spiteful people. After a while of playing together, reality set in, and they decided they needed a singer, because truth be
told, none of them could carry a tune.So they sought out a fourth bandmate. The search was long, and treacherous, resulting
in a trip to hell, a.k.a. the school talent show. After falling asleep before the first act, the band woke up to hear
Karen singing. It was then decided - Karen would be the singer.A few negotiations later, the tear-causing trio became
a quadral foursome. The end.
